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RJF Shinigami (06.12.2012)
Master of man and machine,
servitor to none,
The Coyote awaits.
Skilled and tenacious,
a predator without peer,
The Coyote strikes:
Fear in the hearts of its enemies,
Pain at their sides,
Death at their throats.
Master of man and machine,
servitor to none,
The Coyote awaits.
Skilled and tenacious,
a predator without peer,
The Coyote strikes:
Fear in the hearts of its enemies,
Pain at their sides,
Death at their throats.
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кстати, любопытная ссылочка в конце ролика http://zaprosto-internet.ru/
надо будет на работе юзверям подкинуть пусть поучатся
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RJF Shinigami (06.12.2012)
*рукалицо*
что ЭТО? спасение советской культуры? переосмысление ценностей?
Master of man and machine,
servitor to none,
The Coyote awaits.
Skilled and tenacious,
a predator without peer,
The Coyote strikes:
Fear in the hearts of its enemies,
Pain at their sides,
Death at their throats.
Я уже не знаю http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ку!_Кин-дза-дза-дза
Автор сценария: Георгий Данелия
Прикол старый, но всё еще забавный.
В Шотландском офисном здании установили лифт с системой распознования голоса.
Что при этом забыли учесть?
Шотландский акцент.
стенограмма
[Iain] Where's the buttons?
[Rob] Oh no, they've installed voice-recognition technology in this lift, they have no buttons.
[Iain] Voice-recognition technology? In a lift? And In Scotland? Have you ever tried voice-recognition technology?
[Rob] No.
[Iain] Then don't do it. [because of] Scottish accents.
[Rob] Eleven.
[VOICE] Could you please repeat that?
[Iain] Eleven.
[Rob] Eleven. Eleven.
[Iain] Eleven.
[VOICE] Could you please repeat that?
[Rob] EL-EV-EN.
[Iain] Whose idea was this? You need to try an American accent. "E-leven. E-leven."
[Rob] That sounds Irish, not American.
[Iain] No it doesn't! ELEVEN.
[Rob] Where in America is that - Dublin?
[VOICE] I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that?
[Rob] Try an English accent. "Eelevin! Eelevin!"
[Iain] You from the same part of England as Dick van Dyke?
[Rob] Let's hear yours then, smartass.
[VOICE] Please speak slowly and clearly.
[Rob] SMARTASS.
[Iain] Ee-lev-en.
[VOICE] I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that?
[Iain] ELEVEN. If you don't understand the lingo, away back home to your own country!
[Rob] Ooo, it's that talk now, is it, away back home to your own country?
[Iain] Oh, don't start Mr. Bleeding Heart, how can you be racist to a lift?
[VOICE] Please speak slowly and clearly.
[Rob] Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven.
[Iain] You're just saying it the same way!
[Rob] I'm going to keep saying it until it understands Scottish, alright?
[Rob] Eleven. Eleven. Eleven! Eleven!
[Iain] Oh just take us anywhere, ya cow! Just open the doors!
[VOICE] This is a voice-activated elevator. Please state which floor you would like to go to in a clear and calm manner.
[Iain] Calm? Calm? Where's that coming from? Why is it telling people to be calm?
[Rob] Because they knew they'd be selling this to Scottish people who'd be going off their nuts at it!
[VOICE] You have not selected a floor.
[Rob] Aye, we have! Eleven!
[VOICE] If you would like to get out of the elevator without selecting a floor,
simply say "Open the doors, please".
[Iain] Please? Please?? Suck my wully.
[Rob] Maybe we should just say "please".
[Iain] I'm not begging that for nothing.
[Rob] Open the doors, please.
[Iain} "Please!" Pathetic.
[VOICE] Please remain calm.
[Rob] Oh! My! God! You wait until I get up there...just wait for it to speak...
[VOICE] You have not selected a floor.
[Rob] Up yours, ya cow! If you don't let us through these doors, I'm gonna come to America,
I'm gonna find whatever desperate actress gave you a voice, and I'm gonna go to the electric chair for ye!
[Iain] [This is] Scotland, you bastard!
[Rob] Scotland!
[Iain] SCOTLAND!
[Rob] SCOOOOOTLAND!
[Iain] FREEDOM!!
[Rob] FREEDOM!!
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P.s.
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Чтобы понять прикол момента с попыткой имитации английского акцента и тем что получилось, просто нужно вспомнить, что между Шотландией и Англией были своеобразные взаимоотношения. Не всегда полюбовные. Брэйвхарт наверное все смотрели, навскидку если, т.ч. что-то вроде того[свернуть]
EVE пилоты помнят знаминитую альтернативную озвучку трейлера "Любой бидон праймори!", для тех кто забыл или не в курсе:
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Лавры этой озвучки, которую потом даже перевели на анг, до сих пор не дает покоя отдельным пилотам. И вот появилась альтернативная озвучка для трейлера к новым хроникам которые вышли 4го декабря:
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ps ютуб запилил новый интерфейс, имхо стало хуже -(
Сука, это просто праздник какой-то
а-а-а-а-а как это на нас похоже )))))))))
Remind your comrades, that in Gyrfalcon Galaxy, the will of Turkina is will of Malvina Hazen. -Khan Malvina Hazen, Clan Jade Falcon...
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ха, вы включите автоматические русские субтитры в ютубе, к примеру в ролике вчерашнего боя (мной выложенном) -та еще ржака
примерно 30% слов еще угадывает, но остальное это ппц
"но он не чего не помнит. вечно бухая свинья. не то что я... я на грибах и кокаине" ©
ну нах они так
у меня истерика =)
Master of man and machine,
servitor to none,
The Coyote awaits.
Skilled and tenacious,
a predator without peer,
The Coyote strikes:
Fear in the hearts of its enemies,
Pain at their sides,
Death at their throats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotat...&v=9N8ya8bHAic
c 2.50 смотреть